[Insert an Influential Post about the Ocean, Godzilla, and Satan]

I’ve been a bit MIA lately, but today I discovered two things that I felt were worth sharing with you all. I logged onto my computer to find that not only has my klout score apparently grown, but that I’ve become influential … in the field of Satan.  Frankly, I didn’t even know that was an option.  It’s like finding out that I’m an accidental prodigy, and also that I’ve somehow lost my soul along the way.  I’m like the social media version of Faust.

There’s a joke about the godzilla in there somewhere, but I’m way too anxious that I’ve accidentally sold my soul to the devil via Twitter to come up with it.


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