My MAC makeup compact = 40 dollars.
My Burt’s Bee’s chapstick = 5 dollars.
Waiting on hold for Bank of America for card cancellation = 1.5 hours.
Canceling the rest of my paper trail of an identity = 2 hours.
Waiting for a new driver’s license and debit card = 5-7 business days.
Getting side-tackled then shoved into a bench = a few drops of blood.
Punching the guy in the face with my elbow before he got away with my purse = PRICELESS.